新偶像-荻神官

荻神官               
這個新角色還挺會罵人的
兩名無知小孩闖禍就把它罵成這樣
暗中也諷另一個人
指桑罵槐
罵人的藝術也是很大的學問
他來當台灣的教育部長好像還滿優的

我認為對小孩子的教育過於寵愛,只會更得寸進尺
還必須要有相當的手段,才能讓他了解事情的輕重緩急

以下為精華語錄
梅:神之女…
                                                                               
風:仙靈地界被破,娘娘又因夏雪蓮子功體被鎖,
                                                                               
  我做了什麼、我又能做什麼呢?
                                                                               
(荻神官帶著愛兒、小摩、破天譴回到天川谷)
                                                                               
梅:荻神官,他們是…?
                                                                               
荻:自仙靈地界內部破壞風天之印的人。
                                                                               
風:是你們?愛兒,你們為什麼要這樣做?
                                                                               
愛:我們要替安阿叔報仇啦!
                                                                               
風:什麼?你們知道你們做的事情,有多嚴重嗎?

愛:我只知道大姐姐殺了安阿叔,是你殺死安阿叔啦!
                                                                               
荻:所以你們就打開結界,害死司燁、寂童、巫祈、巫覡、
                                                                               
  華鶴仙者、楓神官、還有仙界數千名的族人?
                                                                               
愛:啊!
                                                                               
荻:什麼事情該做、什麼事情不該做,你們是真不知、還是假不知?
                                                                               
(風飛沙聽到這句話,很難過的樣子)
                                                                               
愛:我、我只是、只是…
                                                                               
摩:小摩不想害死他們啦!
                                                                               
破:我講荻神官阿!他們不過是兩個小孩而已,
                                                                               
  何必罵的這麼厲害?
                                                                               
荻:任性、不懂事,都不是做錯事情的藉口!

    在做任何事情之前,應該想清楚後果;若是只為了自以為是的想法,
                                                                               
  天真地以為可以解決一切,不過是在浪費他人時間!
                                                                               
  失敗的教育、寵溺的訓練,都是在製造廢物!
                                                                               
愛:愛兒、愛兒真的不知道啦!
                                                                               
破:喂!你也罵的太超過了吧?
                                                                               
  你也不是他們老爸、又不是老媽,罵人廢物、口德真差!
                                                                               
荻:你懂什麼?你明白仙靈地界有多少人命因此喪生?
                                                                               
  若不是他們任意妄為,
                                                                               
  聖閻羅如何破得了娘娘所排設的風天之印?
                                                                               
  神女島又如何會被攻破?
                                                                               
  若非皇甫定濤前來救援,仙靈地界已經全數被滅、殷族也敗亡了!

    你們要替臥九案報仇,好義氣!
                                                                               
  來!風飛沙就站在你們面前,你們殺她啊!
                                                                               
  若不是她的婦人之仁救了你們,又在沒能力的時候想去保護別人,
                                                                               
  以致於引狼入室,讓鳳無首有機可趁,
                                                                               
  今天仙靈地界變成如此,她應該負起全部的責任!
                                                                               
梅:荻神官,你怎能如此說?
                                                                               
荻:快阿!快動手阿!
                                                                               
愛:不要、不要、不要啦!
                                                                               
摩:啊~不要不要啦!小摩知錯了!
                                                                               
破:哎呀、哎呀,好了好了、他們知錯就好了!
                                                                               
荻:知錯又如何?數千條人命換的回嗎?

破:不然你是要怎樣?
                                                                               
荻:教不嚴、他們便不知對與錯,日後終會再犯!
                                                                               
  若無法真正去體悟,活、也是白活!
                                                                               
破:罵也罵了,教訓也教訓了,夠了吧?
                                                                               
荻:自己的錯就要自己承擔!
                                                                               
  自今日之後,你們永遠不准再入仙靈地界,自仙界除籍!
                                                                               
破:啥!你這樣做,不是逼他們去死?兩個孩子,有什麼本事照顧自己?
                                                                               
荻:哼!你有本事,就照顧他們吧!
                                                                               
(荻神官手一揮,用仙術將破天譴、愛兒、小摩三人變離天川谷)
                                                                               
荻:皇甫定濤之事,我已經查清。
                                                                               
  杜九煙是一切幕後的操縱者,他真正的身分,鳳無首。

當然,與聖閻羅勾結的人也是他!
                                                                               
風:他是…鳳無首?
                                                                               
(荻神官轉身離開)
                                                                               
                                                                               
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荻神官好威阿!!
                                                                               
一整個訓話很有力,罵兩個小孩連神之女順便罵一罵XD

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